Why I Hate My Blackberry Even Though I Love It

I despise my Blackberry. No, don’t get me incorrect â?? I like Hard to know, eh? Well, readJit, but then I despise it onâ?¦ Sometimes I despise my Blackberry so much that I just cannot stand the face of that machine. Who am I? I am your everyday, commonplace 9 to 5 working employee in the office. The person who is very conveniently found slinking to the coffee machine nearly every one hour, the person who has recently started smoking because it is the only way you can get into the pantry every hour â?? no questions questioned. That is right; I am the legendary, ordinary and perfect work-shirker. Life was going on fine until the regular cell phone came into the picture. With the advent of the cell phone, I could no longer tell the wife to take the call from the office and tell them that I was out of the household. All of a sudden, like the Huge Brother’s eye, broadcast who wanted to contact me, and broadcast whom I had no intention or inclination to contact, could contact me simply by critical ten digits on a device that had come honest out of hell â?? if you question the procrastinator at least. But life was still cool enough to live with the cell phone. I could say that my cell phone did not have the network, or that I find it hard to text with the mobile keyboard and of course â?? what email? I am sure; it must be someone like that geeky colleague I had in my first office, who used to spend after work hours playing Counteract Strike on LAN that must be responsible for this simply inane piece of communication â?? the Blackberry. And it must be my wife that gave him company to really buy this dumb piece of luck to rein me in. From a free bird to a shackled beast â?? I had this transformation within minutes of receiving the Blackberry as my office communication device. Okay, at first it was a like affair. Who doesn’t like a gizmo? At times I even thought the wife would be getting envious of my new “girlfriend”, but she kept on her mystic smiles. I should have known then what I was putting myself into. I was putting myself into an unpardonable Blackberry black hole! Imagine my utter frustration when I found that I could really type with as much ease as a keyboard with the QWERTY keyboard on the Blackberry â?? surely the devil had come back to take his due back from the time when I was a project manager. And oh, did I tell you about the suicidal movement when I found out about the one touch email? There went the ‘Oh, my Internet wasn’t working at home and I couldn’t access the email!’ excuse, and of course I forgot to tell you about the one touch attachment opening with the blackberry â?? that moment really made me feel useless and gave me nightmares about having to really work. It is a weird conundrum I am in. I cannot throw away my Blackberry which I feel like doing very often (It has made me a slave! I am a slave of the machine!) but I cannot keep it any. Are all Blackberry owners like that? I would really wish to know.

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